Oooh, My Hairy Legs,...
For the first time in my life, I went for a foot massage. No, not the type I had when I was in Thailand. The type I am refering to, is the massage on the sole.
I met with Andrew and MK at Chinatown square before walking over to Pearl center for the massage this evening. We were deciding what package to take, the 1/2 hr one or the 45 min one. Normally for a massage, I would of cuz choose to HOOT DUA DUA & take the package that's the cheapest & longest. However, there were so many "horror" stories about the excruciating pain that we are going to suffer that really makes it difficult for us to arrive at a decision. Thx especially to Shippo for telling us those stories. In the end, we went in & decided to HOOT DUA DUA since there weren't any weird reaction from the existing batch of people on the chairs.
Well, the service I would say is pretty good, they served us Yang2 Sheng1 Xu1 for a start and We waited for a while. At that juncture, I was very much hoping that I would be abled to get a female masseuse because of my previous experience. So I was pretty happy when a female aunty took her position to clean my feet. Crap thing was, that was all she did. Its not long before MK was approached by an uncle in the 50s.
My Heart broke when I saw an ah peh took his position right before me =~( Anyway, Andrew got a pretty big size youngster.
So it began. I tried to relax as much as I can, but at the same time controlling my body movement. This includes preventing my eyebrow from twitching which I hope wont gave myself away at the pain. There were moments where it was soothing and there were times where it was really really painful and this was because....
THE AH PEH WAS TRYING TO MAKE ME REACT!!!! Obviously he didn't believe that I was really not feeling any pain and he took the DAMN liberty to increase his GONG LI 10 fold! He Knuckled in so hard that I gotta opened my relax mode eyelid and said, "Uncle, are u trying to play me??? *In Chinese of course*. The uncle gave a sinister grin and said," Being able to feel pain means you are normal" WAH RAUUUUUU!!! Ok, I gave a laugh cuz it sorta tickled my humour becuz, the whole darn situation was a bit funny. So I went back to rest.
I found Andrew figeting around frequently cuz he finds his fat guy doing his feet ticklishly. So I saw him grab his head with both his arms but not outta pain, which seemed kinda weird. Then,..... a familar ringtone sounded.....
The theme of superman played......
The ah peh and Mk's uncle said in Hokkien, "Superman Lai Liao...... "
Despite being a fanatic fan of Superman, that ringtone did not come from Andrew. It was from his fatty masseuse -_-|||. What a coincidence.... both are superman fans... wahhaha.... anyway,... the masseuse just GORR the massage cream on andrew's ka (leg) and picked up his call.... while continuing his massage on Andrew's right foot... -_-||| Oh my, I hoped no one try to borrow his phone to make any calls.....
Now, apparently, my ah peh wasn't gonna let me off that easily, oh noo... he wasn't. He had signalled to MK to watch my face earlier, then......
HE INCREASED HIS POWRESS 10 FOLD AGAIN...... WAH PIANG... Hallelujah liao....
Of cuz I gotta open my eyes & stared at him.... and of cuz I caught him grinning again...... He then proceed with the most painful part of the whole thing.....
MASSAGING MY SHIN. Thats where all my leg hair are!!! He massaged my shin with so much energy, that I felt that I was not gonna be left with any strand after the whole session!!! ARRGGGHHH.... The shin was not in pain, Oh No it Wasn't,... but my leg hair...... ow ow ow.......OWWWWWWWWWWW.....
Fortunately, they stayed on me after the process, and for once, I had never,.. never seen my leg hair so straight before..........
After the whole thing, they served us another cup of Yang2 Sheng1 Xu1. Now I really feel like peeing.... Strange thing was, when I stood up.... wah.... I felt my leg becoming very powerful... and strong.... WHATS HAPPENING???? OH MY, the after effects are good=) I felt as if I can walk a long distance. Therefore, me & MK decided to walk over to Huisi's wedding dinner=) Too bad, Ah xian who thot that she's gonna take a train over gotta walk with us in the end... haha.....
I agreed with MK, if both our gf turned up for this massage, they will cry......
I met with Andrew and MK at Chinatown square before walking over to Pearl center for the massage this evening. We were deciding what package to take, the 1/2 hr one or the 45 min one. Normally for a massage, I would of cuz choose to HOOT DUA DUA & take the package that's the cheapest & longest. However, there were so many "horror" stories about the excruciating pain that we are going to suffer that really makes it difficult for us to arrive at a decision. Thx especially to Shippo for telling us those stories. In the end, we went in & decided to HOOT DUA DUA since there weren't any weird reaction from the existing batch of people on the chairs.
Well, the service I would say is pretty good, they served us Yang2 Sheng1 Xu1 for a start and We waited for a while. At that juncture, I was very much hoping that I would be abled to get a female masseuse because of my previous experience. So I was pretty happy when a female aunty took her position to clean my feet. Crap thing was, that was all she did. Its not long before MK was approached by an uncle in the 50s.
My Heart broke when I saw an ah peh took his position right before me =~( Anyway, Andrew got a pretty big size youngster.
So it began. I tried to relax as much as I can, but at the same time controlling my body movement. This includes preventing my eyebrow from twitching which I hope wont gave myself away at the pain. There were moments where it was soothing and there were times where it was really really painful and this was because....
THE AH PEH WAS TRYING TO MAKE ME REACT!!!! Obviously he didn't believe that I was really not feeling any pain and he took the DAMN liberty to increase his GONG LI 10 fold! He Knuckled in so hard that I gotta opened my relax mode eyelid and said, "Uncle, are u trying to play me??? *In Chinese of course*. The uncle gave a sinister grin and said," Being able to feel pain means you are normal" WAH RAUUUUUU!!! Ok, I gave a laugh cuz it sorta tickled my humour becuz, the whole darn situation was a bit funny. So I went back to rest.
I found Andrew figeting around frequently cuz he finds his fat guy doing his feet ticklishly. So I saw him grab his head with both his arms but not outta pain, which seemed kinda weird. Then,..... a familar ringtone sounded.....
The theme of superman played......
The ah peh and Mk's uncle said in Hokkien, "Superman Lai Liao...... "
Despite being a fanatic fan of Superman, that ringtone did not come from Andrew. It was from his fatty masseuse -_-|||. What a coincidence.... both are superman fans... wahhaha.... anyway,... the masseuse just GORR the massage cream on andrew's ka (leg) and picked up his call.... while continuing his massage on Andrew's right foot... -_-||| Oh my, I hoped no one try to borrow his phone to make any calls.....
Now, apparently, my ah peh wasn't gonna let me off that easily, oh noo... he wasn't. He had signalled to MK to watch my face earlier, then......
HE INCREASED HIS POWRESS 10 FOLD AGAIN...... WAH PIANG... Hallelujah liao....
Of cuz I gotta open my eyes & stared at him.... and of cuz I caught him grinning again...... He then proceed with the most painful part of the whole thing.....
MASSAGING MY SHIN. Thats where all my leg hair are!!! He massaged my shin with so much energy, that I felt that I was not gonna be left with any strand after the whole session!!! ARRGGGHHH.... The shin was not in pain, Oh No it Wasn't,... but my leg hair...... ow ow ow.......OWWWWWWWWWWW.....
Fortunately, they stayed on me after the process, and for once, I had never,.. never seen my leg hair so straight before..........
After the whole thing, they served us another cup of Yang2 Sheng1 Xu1. Now I really feel like peeing.... Strange thing was, when I stood up.... wah.... I felt my leg becoming very powerful... and strong.... WHATS HAPPENING???? OH MY, the after effects are good=) I felt as if I can walk a long distance. Therefore, me & MK decided to walk over to Huisi's wedding dinner=) Too bad, Ah xian who thot that she's gonna take a train over gotta walk with us in the end... haha.....
I agreed with MK, if both our gf turned up for this massage, they will cry......
posted by Joe at 1:23 AM
3 Comments:
You survived another day, bro. =p
I wished I had the balls to try out massaging like you.
But been seen giggling and screaming in pain gonna hurt my image.
Ouch.
massage of the soles? isn't it just called foot reflexology?
oh yah.... 0.o
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