Why Am I a Computer Nerd?
I graduated from NTU Computer Engineering after spending my life studying physics & maths in Primary, Secondary & JC. I have no idea what I am studying since young. I just merely followed the flow of the general public. This sounds kinda sad even as I think back.
Computer Engineering is the first time in my life that I felt that I wanted to be studying that. The reason why I wanna be a Computer "Nerd" is becuz I was sick and tired of being conned by bogus computer repair man that keeped asking for a 100 bucks just to come to my house and take a look at my New but dying computer (x486). As usual, my computer wont work when I was using it alone, but it worked well when the repair man came around. So after spending a good 4k on a 486 computer, I gotta spend another 400-500 bucks asking them in. Finally 1 month after the purchase, the computer hung itself and I pronounced it, DECEASED.
I called in the "doctor" who already came to check on the "patient" a few times. He finally agreed that it had passed away after proclaiming it to be well and healthy for a month. I wished I had rock bottomed that arsehole. wahahaha.....
A few years later, I had learnt the technique of creating HTML website from my buddy. And it was like "Oh man, thats a hot website! And its damn effortless! I am good! Programming is no sweat for the great one! Now can u all dig that sucka?????". With all that hype and electricity running through me about computers, the great one, took his seat at the electronics course in some other University, turned it sideway and shoved it up their candid Arse!!!! He then raised his people's eyebrow and step proudly into NTU's Computer Engineering!!!!!!! Little did he realised that he nearly flunged his first semester basic programming with a D. *sweat* More terrifying things occurred down the road and I think it would be wise to keep away from the topic.
So a sentence to my buddy,.. U cost the great one's future... its u.... yeah.. its u.... no one else... I BLAME U. WAHHAHAHA...... 2 WORDS FOR YA, SUX IT!
Computer Engineering is the first time in my life that I felt that I wanted to be studying that. The reason why I wanna be a Computer "Nerd" is becuz I was sick and tired of being conned by bogus computer repair man that keeped asking for a 100 bucks just to come to my house and take a look at my New but dying computer (x486). As usual, my computer wont work when I was using it alone, but it worked well when the repair man came around. So after spending a good 4k on a 486 computer, I gotta spend another 400-500 bucks asking them in. Finally 1 month after the purchase, the computer hung itself and I pronounced it, DECEASED.
I called in the "doctor" who already came to check on the "patient" a few times. He finally agreed that it had passed away after proclaiming it to be well and healthy for a month. I wished I had rock bottomed that arsehole. wahahaha.....
A few years later, I had learnt the technique of creating HTML website from my buddy. And it was like "Oh man, thats a hot website! And its damn effortless! I am good! Programming is no sweat for the great one! Now can u all dig that sucka?????". With all that hype and electricity running through me about computers, the great one, took his seat at the electronics course in some other University, turned it sideway and shoved it up their candid Arse!!!! He then raised his people's eyebrow and step proudly into NTU's Computer Engineering!!!!!!! Little did he realised that he nearly flunged his first semester basic programming with a D. *sweat* More terrifying things occurred down the road and I think it would be wise to keep away from the topic.
So a sentence to my buddy,.. U cost the great one's future... its u.... yeah.. its u.... no one else... I BLAME U. WAHHAHAHA...... 2 WORDS FOR YA, SUX IT!
posted by Joe at 12:17 AM
3 Comments:
You are better than a nerd, bro.
As ur sister says, an Ah Beng in a nerd's body.
Muahaha!
Wahaha.... yeah yeah....
so why is ah beng beta than a nerd?
bcoz huh, lemme tell u..ah beng walk wif styyyle got wind, ah beng gets to drive mmm zi mmm zi qias and ah beng gets all the ah lians who are mostly, i say mostly, slow-witted enuff to make u feel cleber! U nid dat la brudder..!
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